MOST OF US GET DIRTY MIND, LET'S CHECK THIS OUT

FILL IN THE GAPS......
1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _K
4.P_N_S
5.PU_ S_




ANSWERS
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Good Afternoon

Do Not Become Annoyed
In Case you select incorrect individuals occasionally,
Simply Because Without Having Selecting All Of Them
A Person Can Never Understand
The Real Associated With The Best Ones...
GOOD AFTERNOON

Who do you owes this

I can no longer think of anything but you.
In spite of myself,
My imagination carries me to you,
I grasp you,
I kiss you,
I caress you,
A thousand of the most amorous caresses take possession of me.

A CRAZY THING CALLED LOVE 3 - JOKE

"Days dragged away and soon the day came which I feared. Our class 10 came to an end and now she was to be shifted to the girls branch of the school and I would stay back there without her. I felt terrible, but couldn't stop her. She had to go and she went away. It was so terrible sitting in the class without her beside me and every time I felt so cursed the school making such stupid rules of transferring the girls to another building after class 10.
Whatsoever, days passed by and now I had completed my class 12, had qualified an engineering examination and got admitted to a prestigious engineering college. But she still occupied my mind with her memories. How badly I wished I could get a glimpse of her. It had been two years since I saw her."
"Now that I was in the college I came to know about this facebook stuff, made an account and searched for and finally came after 10 mins of search found her. She had put profile picture of Barbie, but I don't thought she was prettier than the doll. Instantly I sent her friend request and to my amazement it was accepted instantly. I looked at my chat box, she was online. At that moment my happiness knew no bounds. My heart was dancing on a rhythm of its own. Quickly I messaged her 'Hi!', but got no reply. I was about to log out when the chat box showed red.
I opened and saw her message'Hi' Rahul, sorry for the late reply, net connection was real slow.'
I replied'It's ok! How are you?'
It was the first day of our facebook conversation. After that we chatted regularly and I was quick in giving her my number saying she could contact me if she wanted to. But she never called. Then one day I asked her to meet me the next time I visited Lucknow. She hesitated but soon I pursuaded her and she agreed. Months passed and now it was time for me to go back home, holidays had just begun.
While I was putting my luggage in the train, my cell vibrated. I took it out from my pocket and saw there was a message from Riddhi and in it she wrote 'It is my number, wish you a happy journey!' My happiness knew no bounds. I felt like dancing in the train, sing aloud and just go crazy.
LOOK FORWARD FOR THE NEXT STEP..........

NL MUSIC REVIEW

Everybody Google Dbanj, It’s Not A Lie — Harry Song Hook on the Song!  Well First Listen HERE just in case you have not 

Do we really need to Google Dbanj? Eja NLA himself is a legend, importer, exporter and Koko master like no other. His achievements in the industry is second to none and of course he still stands as one of the icon every artistes look up to in the industry.

For a fact, the idea of Wizkid and Davido of today going international must have been inspired by Dbanj. No doubt all lovers of good music loves Dbanj but then we really did not need him to come and give us a history of himself at this time.

After a while off the music scene, Dbanj’s decision to stage a come back with a song that sounds like a presentation of his CV is what I will describe as a very wrong move from the Kokomaster. We know Dbanj and we are all already aware of his achievements, so we don’t need to Google Dbanj. Abi na lie?

It’s definitely not a lie!

Now, Let’s talk about the song itself;

With all sincerity, the song is a reflection of the fact that Dbanj has lost the amazing lyrical prowess he used to possess. His opening verse came out odd considering the general arrangement of the song while his own part in the body of the song is very short and dry.

Dbanj’s lyrical effort on the song is far below expectation, no wonder he hired two best Nigerian vocalist and songwriters to work with. While Wande Coal did his best with his great vocals and pretty cool lyrics, Harrysong saved the song with a mad hook as well as dope verse. Harrysong is indeed a song-saver 

Meanwhile, with all the pre-release hype that King Dbanj is coming back with bigger hit, it is quite disappointing to discover that Dbanj himself is a major flop on the song while HarrySong and Wande Coal took the whole shine.

The question now is,

What has gone wrong Dbanj?

Does he need a Don Jazzy to bounce back bigger and better?

Should he go back to the drawing board , work on himself and try again? Or

He should kuku quit music and focus on his Koko Garri business?

Anyway, I will rate the song 5 on the scale of 10.

What do you guys think;

Is The Song It’s Not A Lie A Good Come Back For D’Banj or A Try Again Later Shii?

Let’s hear from you!

Conversation Between An Ijesha Doctor And Ijebu Lawyer - JOKE

An Ijesha Doctor can't find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

You can't beat an ijesha man.

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Be a programmer - JOKE

Teacher gave a student punishment
to write 5000 times
"I will not throw paper airplanes in class..."
And submit it tomorrow....
The next day he submitted the paper written
#Include
Void Main( )
{
clrscr( ); Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf("I will not throw paper airplanes in class"); }
Be a programmer.... Think differently
                   

Computer user!!!

DEAR COMPUTER USER,
I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the keys of the keyboard,
but
One question.....
Why do u press all keys softly and hit
ME
with all your power?
Yours sincerely,
'ENTER' key! 

A CRAZY THING CALLED LOVE- cont

She said "Thankfully we were asked to get out, it was so boring there."

He nodded his head in support. Then they saw a boy proposing to a girl in the cafe. The girl blushed and accepted proposal. All present there clapped and so did they.

Puja said"It was so cute."

Rahul said, "Everything seems beautiful in the beginning, you face the reality after some time has elapsed."

Puja wasn't expecting such answer. She asked "Have you been in love?"

He looked into her eyes and said "Yes!"

She was happy to know this and poked him to  tell his story. Finally Rahul gave up and consented to tell his story.

He said "I was in class 6 when teacher ordered us to sit according to our roll numbers and I was made to sit beside her."

What was her name?"Puja asked.

"Ridhi Aggarwal" he said.

Then he continued, "she was so introvert to that time. Seldom we talked, I was spellbound by her simplicity and cuteness. I had fallen in love with her. From class 6 we used to sit together and it continued till we were in class 10. I felt blessed that my roll number preceded hers. I used to ask her for her copy so that I could talk to her. I used to stare at her with my side glances and she was completely unaware of that. Every morning I woke up happily to go to school, just to sit beside her and see her. It made me so happy. I will never forget that feeling."

Puja looked at him and could see that he was completely lost in memories. She thought, "It would be better not to interrupt him with my stupid questions" and she let him continue.

Rahul continued with his story "When I was in class 10, I thought of telling her about what I felt about her but never had the courage to do so. I think my presence didn't matter to her but to me it was only her presence mattered. We were not very good friends and neither did I ever try to befriend her friends to convey my feelings in directly to her."

THE STORY STILL CONT........

Video: King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall Clears The Air On Fuji Music Creator Controversy, Set To Drop New EP #FujiTheSound

Ace Fuji icon, King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal has cleared the air on a controversial statement credited to him early this year about Late Alhaji Sikiru Ayinde Barrister not being the originator of fuji music.

While speaking on OUT & ABOUT show on NLTV, King Wasiu Ayinde who served under the Late Fuji icon has revealed in full details the position of Late Ayinde Barrister in the Fuji music scene.

However, K1 De Ultimate also speaks on his desire to rebrand and redefine Fuji Music with his upcoming EP, FUjiTHESOUND which is set to drop later this year.

Watch & Enjoy Full Interview Below;

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Falz the bad guy, has revealed why he’s still single and seriously searching

FALZ

POPULAR rapper cum actor, Folarin Falana, a.k.a Falz the bad guy, has revealed why he’s still single and seriously searching, despite being a handsome young man who could have all the beautiful girls at his beck and call. 

The funny rapper blamed his current relationship status on his inability to find a partner who would truly love him for who he is and not for his celebrity status or for material gain. In a recent interview with HIPTV, Falz explained why he is still single in spite of being every lady’s toast.

 “You see, when it comes to the issue of having a girlfriend or heartthrob, it is difficult, because naturally nowadays what we see on social media or in real life are girls that just want to come close to you because of what they want to get from me. They are not girls that appreciate you for what you really have, and that is what I’m searching for. But it’s difficult to find; the ladies that come close to me tell me that they want to record a snap chat video, they want to post a picture with me online and all that, they want to exploit my celebrity status to become popular. I’m looking for someone that truly and genuinely has true feelings for me; as I am like this it is very difficult and I’m still searching”, he said.

Chelsea launch shock move to snatch Ronaldo Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/blue-chelsea-launch-shock-move-snatch-ronaldo/

CHELSEA have sensationally entered the race to sign Cristiano Ronaldo, in the hope it helps keep Antonio Conte at Stamford Bridge. 
The Real Madrid superstar stunned world football this week when it emerged he wants out of the Bernabeu after being accused of tax evasion.

RONALDO

It is believed Ronaldo, 32, has his heart set on a Manchester United return – with Madrid willing to do business for a fee of £175million.
But Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is prepared to stump up to land the Portuguese star – if that is what it takes to secure Conte’s future in west London. 
The Blues boss is stalling over contract negotiations due the champions’ lack of activity in the transfer market. 
And it is claimed Abramovich hopes launching a bid for Ronaldo will show Conte he is serious about making big-name signings. 
Chelsea could even use Eden Hazard – a player hugely admired at the Bernabeu – as bait to help steal a deal. 
Bernabeu boss Zinedine Zidane is desperate to keep Ronaldo and Marca reported that he personally phoned the attacker to beg him to stay put. 
But Ronaldo will not be short of offers, with Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain monitoring things, alongside the bottomless pit of cash that is the Chinese Super League.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/blue-chelsea-launch-shock-move-snatch-ronaldo/

Naira stable at $364/$ as CBN injects $195m Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/naira-stable-at-364-as-cbn-injects-195m/

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) yesterday injected $195m into the inter-bank forex market to meet the requests of customers in the various segments of the market. Meanwhile, the naira remained stable at N364 per dollar in the parallel market yesterday due to weak demand for dollar. Acting Director, Corporate Communications, CBN, Mr. Isaac Okorafor confirmed this development in a statement yesterday. He said that the CBN offered $100 million to authorized dealers interbank wholesale window, while it allocated the $50 million to the Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs) window. The invisibles segment was allocated the sum of $45 million to meet the needs of those who applied for Forex to settle Business/Personal Travel Allowances, school tuition, and medicals, etc. He also announced a retail option submitted on Monday, adding that the results would be released subsequently. Okoroafor added the CBN would continue to ensure adherence to its forex policy by insisting on transparency of all stakeholders to guarantee stability in the market. It will be recalled that the CBN made two major interventions in the inter-bank Forex market, last week, totaling $831.5 million, just as figures released by the Apex Bank indicated that it had boosted transactions at the Investors’ & Exporters’ (I&E) segment of the market to the tune of $2.2bn. Also last week, the CBN, in a bid to tackle inflation, unveiled plans to mop up a total of N200.322 billion from the Nigerian banking system through a special Open Market Operation (OMO) at the rate of 16 per cent per annum. Meanwhile, the naira continued to maintain its stability in the forex market, exchanging at an average of N364/$1 in the BDC segment of the market on Monday, June 19, 2017.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/naira-stable-at-364-as-cbn-injects-195m/

Donnarumma was bullied by Milan - Raiola

The Italy goalkeeper's agent claims his client was ready to sign a new deal at San Siro but blames the club for him eventually rejecting their offer

Outspoken agent Mino Raiola claims AC Milan bullied and created a hostile environment for Gianluigi Donnarumma after the teenage sensation rejected a new contract amid death threats.

Seen as the future of Milan, Italy international goalkeeper Donnarumma – out of contract at the end of 2017-18 – stunned the club when he announced his intention not to sign a renewal.

Fans shower Donnarumma in money

The 18-year-old – linked with Real Madrid, Juventus and Manchester United – has been heavily criticised for his decision not to commit his future to Milan, with angry supporters showering the keeper with fake money during Sunday's Euro Under-21 encounter between Italy and Denmark.

Raiola broke his silence on Sunday as he leapt to the defence of Donnarumma – who he says was ready to sign a new contract – hitting out at Milan director Massimiliano Mirabelli.

"The situation had become too violent and hostile, so there was no way out," Raiola said as he spoke to Sky Sport Italia , Mediaset Premium and Rai Sport . "We took a decision that we didn't want to take.

"It was nothing to do with money. We were threatened. Donnarumma's family was threatened, both with not playing anymore and threatened with death. You can't keep a player by threatening him.

"Now there is a genuine risk he could miss a year. His quality makes that improbable, but this is already on the verge of bullying.

"We never even got to talk about money or release clauses, because we were not allowed to get that far, nor to think of what was best for Gigio.

"He was ready to sign a new contract, there were no doubts in his mind. They forced us to abandon the negotiations because of the environment created around him.

"I take the responsibility. They forced us. It was Milan that lost Donnarumma. He said to me, 'honestly Mino, I don't feel it is right to carry on negotiations when these people are insulting and threatening me and my family'.

"For example, there was a banner in front of the club headquarters. A club should protect its players and remove the banner. A club should support a player and encourage his career, not threaten him with having to be left in the stands."

Milan vow not to sell Donnarumma

Spanish and European champions Madrid are believed to be at the front of the queue for Donnarumma, though Milan insist their prized asset will not be sold in the off-season.

Juventus, who see Donnarumma as the heir to Gianluigi Buffon's throne in Turin, are also interested in the teenager.

Raiola added: "I have not spoken to any big club. We do not have any agreement with any other team.

"He already had offers from Juventus, Real Madrid and big clubs when he was 14 years old, so if he wanted to go, he would've done earlier. I can assure you there will be no rapid transfer.

"I had already guaranteed we would not leave on a free transfer, so there was no rush to get the contract signed. I wanted a more gradual approach."

Chile boss Pizzi hails Alexis

Pizzi: VAR affected Chile players mentally

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Jun 19, 2017 01:26:16

The coach backed football's lawmakers to iron out the flaws in the VAR system that marred Chile's 2-0 win over Cameroon

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Chile coach Juan Antonio Pizzi felt the use of the Video Assistant Referee (VAR) system affected his side mentally as they struggled to see off Cameroon at the Confederations Cup on Sunday.
Chile boss Pizzi hails Alexis
The South American champions saw Eduardo Vargas' wonderfully worked goal in first-half injury time chalked off after VAR was implemented, controversially ruling the forward was fractionally offside as he ran on to Arturo Vidal's delightful throughball.
But it came to their aid late on when Vargas did get his goal after VAR overruled the linesman and adjudged Alexis Sanchez to be onside in the build-up. That goal put Chile 2-0 up and effectively ended the game as a contest after man of the match Arturo Vidal had nodded Pizzi's men in front with 10 minutes to go.
It all contributed to a confusing evening and not one the game's lawmakers will look back on with fondness.
And Pizzi admitted the emotional highs and lows caused by VAR throughout an absorbing 90 minutes had had an effect on his team's performance.
He said: "I think this system needs time. If I am right, we are trialling the system right now so it's difficult as we are used to another system in the world of football.

"At the end of the first half we could have been 1-0 up but 20 minutes later we were still level and that made the players disappointed. It's true it caused distress but that's because we are not used to it. We will have to wait and see how it develops.
"It's true that maybe the situation had an impact on our performance in the second half. It was a fair decision but it's difficult as before this tournament the goal would have stood.
"The only negative comment was that it's difficult for the players' feelings during the game. Even if the right decision was reached it has an impact on the players."
Vidal, despite being livid at the time and protesting vehemently to on-field official Damir Skomina, was more diplomatic afterwards, saying: "It's the first time our team has played with this new technology and when we were on the pitch we were very concerned.

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"In the moment it's not easy to accept but it's fair and it will be useful."

Pop diva Beyonce and her rap mogul husband Jay-Z have welcomed twins,

Jay and Z-Beyonce

Pop diva Beyonce and her rap mogul husband Jay-Z have welcomed twins, according to multiple US media reports, with two new members joining music’s royal family that already includes five-year-old Blue Ivy.

News that the songstress had given birth, which was first reported by People magazine and US Weekly, ignited social media, with the so-called “Bey hive” fan group buzzing over the yet unrevealed sexes and names of the latest additions to the Carter Clan.

Entertainment news outlet E! said the power couple was spotted at a Los Angeles area hospital on Thursday.

Speculation grew when an unidentified woman was photographed Friday carrying a large bouquet of pink, blue and purple flowers — complete with a card that appeared to read “B + J” — along with twin pink and blue balloons in the shape of feet that read “Baby Girl” and “Baby Boy.” Superstar Beyonce in February made the blockbuster reveal that she was expecting. Clad in panties and a bra under a flowing veil, she commanded control of the internet by posting a picture of herself kneeling beside a human-size floral arrangement, her hands cradling her rounded belly.

“We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over,” the 35-year-old singer wrote.

“We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for all your well wishes,” she added, signing with Jay Z.

As an expecting mother she made a New Age celebration of women at the Grammy Awards earlier this year — putting on an extravagant and abstract performance while proudly displaying her baby bump cloaked in a flowing gold gown.

She made a number of red carpet appearances while carrying the twins, and documented her pregnancy via social media to the joy of her legions of adoring fans.

AFP

A CRAZY THING CALLED LOVE Part1

She looked around the room, students were busy doing experiments, mixing the chemicals and noting down the readings of the burette and the test tube. She gasped her breath and thought, "What interest do they find in measuring amount of chemicals reacting with certain amount of another chemicals, taking the readings and finally concluding what they already knew!!! It was boring".
Practical labs did seldom excite her. She loved theory classes because she could at-least sleep through it without being noticed by the teacher but in the lab she had to be attentive and she hated that. It was her third day in the college and here she was doing chemistry experiments. She had thought that she would be at least spared in the college but it turn out to be the other way round. Beside her was a standing boy from some other class. She looked at him, he was absorbed in doing the experiments. She turned away and stared out the window.
"Aren't you interested in the experiment?" asked a voice from behind. She turned back and saw the boy was looking at her and smiling.
She resorted "I am never interested."
He said, "Oh! That's nice. What's your name?"
"Puja" she replied, "and yours?"
"Rahul", he said. Thus started their conversation and within 15 minutes, they had discussed it all. He was from Lucknow and she was from Patna. They discussed their likes, dislikes, about their siblings and many more things. Now they chattered away gaily unware of the fact that the teacher was staring them from behind. Finally, the teacher came and said "I find you two more interested in talking than doing the experiments. So, I think it would be m ore apt for you two get out of the lab and in the next class perform these experiments all over again".
They walk out of the class. She was so happy, the punishment was a blessing in disguise. She asked"Feeling hungry?".
He replied"Yes!" They exchanged a smile and went to the cafe and ordered an ice cream each.
Look forward for part 2.

LOL! A student playing with his teacher's intelligence (joke)

A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an
elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.
STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in there. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the
fridge and put it in there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put it
in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the
lion's birthday party with one animal
missing, which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because
it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey
because it's still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last
question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there's a river of
crocodiles and you want to cross, how
would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would
need a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No
sir, you just swim and cross it because
all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party.

GOD OVER EVERYTHING!!!

The measure of the sincerity of a person is his devotion towards God. The person who is not sincere to his creator, can never be faithful to others.
~ Aremumeen ~

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Mr Davies Ikanya - APC Rivers State chapter denied reports of crisis in the party in the state.

PORT HAR-COURT—  Chairman of Rivers State chapter of All Progressives Congress, APC, Mr Davies Ikanya,  has denied media reports of a crisis in the party in the state, saying that no member at the various executive levels of the party had been removed. In a statement, weekend,  Ikanya said that the leader of the party in the state and Minister of Transportation,  Mr Chibuike Amaechi, only did some restructuring with  his own political caucus which he said was different from the party structure. 

APC Ikanya also said the party will  not stop any of its members from aspiring for any elective office. His words: “All members of the APC leadership in Rivers State are in their positions. From our ward officers to state party executives, no one has been removed or suspended from office. “We are aware that our leader in the state, Amaechi, is making some changes in his personal political group, team or caucus in the state. It is his right and prerogative to make any leadership changes within his own political team, group or caucus.” “Contrary to fake wild speculations and deliberately misleading insinuations, no member of the party in the state is been stopped or prevented from having ambition or wanting to seek for any elective office. And we must reinstate here that no APC member will be stopped or prevented from seeking any elective office. “For the purpose of clarity, we want to emphasize that as a truly democratic party.  The APC in Rivers State will ensure a level-playing field for all its aspirants to any elective political office.” 

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/no-crisis-rivers-apc-ikanya/